My name is Kha Phao


I just got adopted yesterday
I don't know what I am, but my adopted mother keep asking me " Are you from Tatooine?"
I like to have a friend here, please come in and we can show our self off together.

I am 3 year earthling olds.

very cute, I hope you have a happy life with your new family Kha Phao... welcome to our forum... hey! Yes, I'm a goof, anyone seen my ?

Linda

Life lessons learned from Kha Phao! ( )

1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.


5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

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Sorry I had to come back and delete some one-liners .. I was laughing too hard + didn't read all the one-liners..

Thought for the day



Handle every stressful situation like a dog

If you can't eat it

Pee on it and walk away

Thank you all for the fun LOL
God bless.

Hey Kha Phao watch this dance. [flash][/flash]

Kha Phao went out hunting for Turky in the City.

Our-Lady-Of-Victory wrote:Hi Kha Phao!


Dog property laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.

How funny ... lol